Tuesday, August 21, 2012

TWB (Total Work Boredom) - The Invitation


8/21/2012  10:07 pm MST     

I saw a group of scientists on TV dangling pig intestines high over their heads, draining the contents into a red plastic ice chest.  They squeezed them over and over, milking their contents until flaccid.  The narrator commented, “Some parts of microorganism investigation are not glamorous…” But all I could think is that at least they have something to DO at their work!

          It used to be that you could simple walk into a store and state that you would like to work and within a few days you stood in their cotton, logoed shirt and nametag.  Humm.  Don’t like that job?  Quit, and walk into another store.  But with the job shortage, if you are fortunate enough to have one, you don’t want to lose it. 

          Boredom survival is an art and endurance like no other.  When I speak of boredom, I don’t mean that dead little fifteen minutes after you went to the bathroom and can’t find your coworkers. It’s not that lull between customers when you wonder what you’ll be eating for dinner.  True Work Boredom (TWB) is sustained for hours and envelopes you into a timeless vacuum of apathy.

          This blog is dedicated to all of us who are survivors of TWB and our stories.  Please feel free to share your experiences and any lessons you have learned.  Hopefully others will find solace and feel they are part of a larger network of TWB – like a hug amidst an expanse of dull.